("20th Century Boy" plays)
♪ Friends say it's fine, friends say it's good ♪
♪ Everybody say it's just like rock 'n' roll ♪
♪ Well, it's plain to see you were meant for me ♪
♪ Yeah, I'm your boy, ♪
♪ Your 20th Century toy. ♪
(cheering)
Chrissy Teigen: His mama said, "Knock you out,"
and I say, "Make some noise"
for your host, with mad flow, LL Cool J.
Yeah!
Put your hands in the air.
Hands in the air.
Now let me hear you say, "Yeah."
Audience: Yeah.
Now scream.
(audience screams)
Yeah, it's time for the pop culture phenomenon
known around the world as "Lip Sync Battle."
(audience cheers)
But before we bring out our glamorous gladiators
because there's a key piece of the puzzle that's missing.
My partner in crime, the goofy and gorgeous,
colorful commentator supreme,
Miss Chrissy Teigen.
♪ Everywhere I go, go, go, go, go ♪
- ♪ All they do is stare ♪ - ♪ Go on, stare ♪
Does that lady know how to make an entrance or what?
Whoa.
Oh, my gosh.
Tell the audience what they can expect from tonight's show.
Well, tonight, this is a really,
really exciting matchup, you guys.
We've got two petite powerhouses.
I'm pretty sure it's gonna be the cutest all-out war
in "Lip Sync Battle" history.
- Are you ready for this? - (crowd cheers)
- All right, Chrissy, let's do this. - Boom.
- Let's do this. - Boom, boom.
Everybody ready to meet tonight's amazing artists?
(cheers and applause)
First up, she broke into showbiz
as a child actress, and now stars
on the hit series, "Nashville."
(cheering)
Here to throw haymakers all night long,
the lovely, Hayden Panettiere.
(crowd cheering)
And her opponent,
not only a beautiful A-list actress,
she's a producer, an author,
looking to become a "Lip Sync Battle" champion,
it's Eva Longoria.
(cheering continues)
Oh, man.
Oh.
All right, audience,
are you ready for the big battle?
(cheering)
Hayden, I think you'll be first,
- Eva, have a little seat in the VIP. - Why?
Yeah, yeah, come on. Don't play like that.
Don't let me down, guys. Come on, I have a complex.
I'm 5"2'.
(laughing) Yeah, as am I.
LL Cool J: Okay, okay. >All right.
You know, on this show,
song choice is super important.
What song did you pick?
I have to stand up for the fact
that I am short and blonde, and I'm proud of it.
- Mm-hmm. - So, I gotta go with Blondie,
- "One Way Or Another." - (Eva laughs)
(cheering)
LL Cool J: Here she is,
Hayden Panettiere.
(Blondie's "One Way Or Another" plays)
♪ One way or another ♪
♪ I'm gonna find ya ♪
♪ I'm gonna get ya, get ya, get ya, get ya ♪
♪ One way or another ♪
♪ I'm gonna win ya ♪
♪ I'm gonna get ya, get ya, get ya, get ya ♪
♪ One way or another ♪
♪ I'm gonna see ya ♪
♪ I'm gonna meet ya, meet ya, meet ya, meet ya ♪
♪ One day maybe next week ♪
♪ I'm gonna meet ya ♪
♪ I'll meet ya ♪
♪ I will drive past your house ♪
♪ And if the lights are all down ♪
♪ I'll see who's around ♪
- Okay. - ♪ One way or another I'm gonna lose ya ♪
♪ I'm gonna give you the slip ♪
♪ Slip over here for another ♪
♪ I'm gonna lose ya ♪
♪ I'll trick ya, I'll trick ya ♪
♪ One way or another ♪
♪ I'm gonna lose ya ♪
♪ I'm gonna trick ya, trick ya, trick ya, trick ya ♪
♪ One way or another ♪
♪ I'm gonna lose ya ♪
♪ I'm gonna give you the slip ♪
♪ One way or another I'm gonna get ya ♪
♪ Where I can see it all ♪
♪ Find out who you call ♪
♪ One way or another I'm gonna get ya ♪
♪ Where I can see it all find out who you call. ♪
(cheering)
Chrissy, what did you think? What did you think?
Man, LL, I love when we have big actresses
and really good actresses,
because they can take a creepy song,
- and make it even creepier. - (Hayden and Eva laughing)
Chrissy: Like, you made that weird and I liked it.
- Oh, I like that. - Oh, yeah.
I like that. I did my job.
Your eye contact, everything.
I didn't even know that song was that weird
- until I saw you do it. - (audience laughs)
- Eva: I am with you, Chrissy. - Chrissy: Right?
- A little creepy. - A little creepy.
- Creep alert! - One way or another,
- I'm gonna win this. - (laughs)
I like it.
Well, Hayden, you take a seat in the VIP.
- Eva, you come on over here. - All right, all right.
All right.
Get on over here.
- Eva: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. - It's on.
Let's go, let's go.
Practice is over, now the show.
The show has started.
Oh, oh, oh. Whoa, girl.
So, Eva, Hayden, she's on "Nashville,"
- but country girl just went rock star on you. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, so what song are you doing for us?
Well, you know what,
it's typical the blondie picked Blondie.
- Okay. - You know...
- Blondies like to rock. Right? Right? - Hayden: Oh...
But Latinas, Latinas like to get...
- like to get... - (crowd cheering)
Hang on, hang on, hang on.
All right.
Hang on.
Oi, Latinas like to get low.
Oh!
All right, so, this is Eva Longoria.
(Flo Rida's "Low" plays)
♪ Mmm, mmm, mmm ♪
♪ Let me talk to 'em ♪
♪ Let it rain ♪
- ♪ Mmm, mmm, mmm ♪ - (audience clapping)
- ♪ Let me talk to 'em ♪ - ♪ Come on ♪
♪ Shorty got them Apple Bottom jeans ♪
♪ Boots with the fur ♪
♪ With the fur ♪
♪ The whole club was looking at her ♪
♪ She hit the flo' ♪
- ♪ She hit the flo' ♪ - ♪ Next thing you know ♪
♪ Shorty got low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low ♪
♪ Hey I ain't never seen nothing that'll make me go ♪
♪ Had a million dollar vibe and a bottle to go ♪
♪ Them birthday cakes, they stole the show ♪
♪ So sexual, she was flexible ♪
♪ Professional, drinkin' X and oh ♪
♪ Hold up, wait a minute ♪
♪ Do I see what I think I... Whoa ♪
♪ Did I think I seen shorty get low ♪
♪ Ain't the same when it's up that close ♪
♪ Make it rain I'm making it snow ♪
♪ Work the pole I got the bank roll ♪
♪ I'mma say that I prefer them no clothes ♪
♪ I'm into that I love women exposed ♪
♪ She threw it back at me I gave her mo' ♪
♪ Cash ain't a problem, I know where it goes ♪
♪ She had them Apple Bottom jeans ♪
♪ Boots with the fur ♪
♪ With the fur ♪
♪ The whole club was lookin' at her ♪
♪ She hit the flo' ♪
♪ Next thing you know ♪
♪ Shorty got low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low ♪
♪ Them baggy sweatpants ♪
♪ And the Reeboks with the straps ♪
- ♪ With the straps ♪ - ♪ She turned around ♪
♪ And gave that big booty a slap ♪
- ♪ Hey ♪ - ♪ She hit the flo' ♪
- ♪ Next thing you know ♪
♪ Shorty got low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low. ♪
(audience cheering)
Eva: Low...
We got low.
I didn't know you had it in you.
- That's right. - (chuckles)
- ♪ Boots with the fur ♪ - ♪ With the fur ♪
(laughs)
Chrissy, talk to me.
I think we all saw a side of you we haven't seen before.
And we are not mad at it.
- Yeah, that's true. - That was so good.
That's true, my backside. Yeah, yeah.
- (laughing) - Chrissy: I never saw it.
- Hayden: We've seen that. - ♪ With the straps ♪
♪ With the straps ♪
I love it. That was really good.
- All right, so Eva... - Yeah.
All right, you act, you produce, you write...
but what was it like performing for this live...
Oh, my God, let me tell you,
It's not fair because Hayden is a singer
and performer, so I don't ever...
- Oh, don't... - ... get to experience this,
and it was amazing!
Oh, my God!
- Hayden's used to this, Hayden's used to it. - Hayden, wait a minute,
Hayden, Hayden, I think you ha
- Eva: Hayden's used to this. - You know what, I feel like... don't use that against me.,
- Come on. - My talent.
Don't use my talent against me.
(laughter)
Are you ready to up your game, Hayden?
Yeah.
- Oh, yeah. - Uh-oh.
- Let's go. - All right,
Hayden started off with a Blondie bombshell
and Eva here just tore up the floor.
But when we come back,
things are going next level
on "Lip Sync Battle"
These two will add props, costumes,
and all kinds of crazy stuff for round two
when they continue their quest,
for lip sync domination.
Eva, can you
do that little move one more time?
Only you get low. You get low.
♪ Low, low, low, low low, low, low, low. ♪
("20th Century Boy" by T-Rex plays)
This is what "Lip Sync Battle" is all about.
Tonight, these two tiny, delicate, Hollywood flowers
named Panettiere, and Longoria,
Have practically torn the roof off the house,
and we're only halfway home.
Next up, it's round two,
where legends are made,
and viral video superstars are born.
But before Eva gives her make-or-break performance,
let's see how she got ready for this challenge.
(screams)
Hayden's a good friend of mine,
but I am very competitive, so I want to kick her butt
in the best way possible.
(laughs)
I need to enhance what God gave me.
God...
How many asses have you built on this show?
You're our first ass.
I'm the first fake ass.
- Hi, ladies. I see you. - How are you?
All right, I'm gonna see y'all in a little bit, yeah?
- Yeah. - Okay. That's my posse.
I feel like Taylor Swift now 'cause I have a squad.
(mumbling)
Man: All right, here we go, guys.
On the mark. From the top.
- I'm excited. Okay, I go up here? - Yeah.
You guys are gonna make me look good, right?
Oh, my God.
(cheering)
Do it again, do it again.
- Well, it's all about the ass, Beth. - I know.
This show is so fun.
It's not about winning, but I want to win.
- (laughs) - (audience cheering)
♪ My anaconda don't ♪
♪ My anaconda don't want none ♪
- ♪ Unless you've got buns, hun ♪ - (school bell rings)
♪ Boy named Troy used to live in Detroit ♪
♪ Big, big, big money ♪
♪ He was gettin' some coins ♪
♪ Was in shoot-outs with the law ♪
♪ But he live in a palace ♪
♪ Bought me Alexander McQueen ♪
♪ He was keeping me stylish ♪
♪ Now that's real, real, real ♪
♪ One in my purse ♪
♪ 'Cause I came dressed to kill ♪
♪ Who wanna go first? ♪
♪ I had them pushing daffodils ♪
♪ I'm fly as hell I got 'em ... ♪
♪ I'm on some dumb... by the way, what he say? ♪
♪ He can tell I ain't missing no meals ♪
♪ Come through and check him in my automobile ♪
♪ Let him eat it with his grills he telling me to chill ♪
♪ He keep telling me it's real that he love my sex appeal ♪
♪ He said he don't like 'em boney ♪
♪ He want something he could grab ♪
♪ So I pulled up in a Jag ♪
♪ And I hit him with a jab like, dun, dun, dun, dun ♪
♪ My anaconda don't ♪
♪ My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hun ♪
- (school bell rings) - ♪ Oh my gosh, look at her butt ♪
♪ Oh my gosh, look at her butt ♪
♪ Look at her butt ♪
♪ Look it, look it, look at her butt ♪
- (school bell rings) - ♪ Little in the middle but you got much back ♪
♪ Little in the middle but you got much back ♪
♪ Oh my God, look at her butt. ♪
(applause)
Oh, my God, Chrissy, look at her...
- butt. - I have been.
No if's no and's, or "butt's."
Chrissy: Oh, my gosh.
I thought the first one was unexpected.
And Chrissy, what were you... what were you looking at?
These are my "butt-noculars."
They're upside down, Chrissy.
- Oh. - (laughing)
All right, Eva, why don't you go have a seat?
- Whoo! - All right.
LL Cool J: Isn't that special?
Panettiere versus derrière.
Yes. (laughs)
All right, Eva gave it all she had and then some,
but when we come back,
Hayden's taking her swing at the title.
Who will join the ranks of "Lip Sync Battle" legends
like Anne Hathaway, and Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson?
Find out right after this.
♪ By the way what he say ♪
♪ He could tell I ain't missing no meals ♪
♪ Come through and check him in my automobile ♪
♪ Let him eat it with his grills ♪
♪ He tellin' me to chill. ♪
(rock music playing)
(audience cheering)
♪ My kind of people ♪
♪ People to help me ride the wave... ♪
The crowd is going crazy,
the songs have been spectacular.
And the choreography just killer.
Eva and Hayden are going all-out
to become the champion of "Lip Sync Battle."
With just one song left,
Hayden's final number before she takes the stage.
Let's see what her mindset was
coming on to the show.
"Lip Sync Battle" is mine!
I'm gonna own it.
Oh, my God. Hello.
- Oh, my God. Are you ready? - Yeah, I'm in the mood.
- Do you have to stretch? - I'm in the mood.
- I've got... - (laughs)
- I'm... dude... - Are you nervous?
Yes!
This is amazing. Wait. Oh, yes.
I think this is just LL's personal closet.
Oh, my gosh, that actually looks really good...
- Wait, no. - (laughs)
- Uh! - Nice.
- Turn it up. - All right, we got it.
man: Woo!
I'm dying, this is the most exercise I've gotten.
woman: Okay, here we go everybody.
- Hayden: I feel like I'm gonna do... - Yeah.
- You got it. Yeah. - ... every facial expression that I can...
- Absolutely. Absolutely. - ... to make it look really... goofy.
- Yeah. - (cheering)
You don't even know.
See. See those people?
Loser, loser, loser. Winner.
(groans) You don't even know!
My lips are synced!
(audience cheering)
♪ Where's all my soul sistas ♪
♪ Lemme hear y'all flow sistas ♪
♪ Hey sista, go sista ♪
♪ Soul sista, flow sista ♪
♪ Hey sista, go sista ♪
♪ Soul sista, flow sista ♪
♪ He met Marmalade down in old Moulin Rouge ♪
♪ Struttin' her stuff on the street ♪
♪ She said, "Hello. Hey, Joe" ♪
♪ You wanna give it a go? ♪
♪ Giuchie, giuchie, ya ya dada ♪
♪ Giuchie, giuchie ya ya here ♪
♪ Voulez vous coucher avec moi ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
♪ You come through with the money ♪
♪ In the garter belts ♪
♪ I let him know we 'bout that cake ♪
♪ Straight up the gate uh ♪
♪ We independent women, some mistake us for whores ♪
♪ I'm sayin' why spend mine when I can spend yours ♪
♪ Hey, sista, soul sistas ♪
♪ Betta get that dough, sistas ♪
♪ We drink wine with the diamonds in the glass ♪
♪ By the case ♪
♪ The meaning of expensive taste ♪
♪ If you wanna giuchie, giuchie, ya ya ♪
♪ Mocha Chocalata what ♪
♪ Creole Lady Marmalade ♪
♪ One more time, come on ♪
♪ Christina ♪
♪ Marmalade ♪
(vocalizing)
♪ Marmalade ♪
(vocalizing continues)
♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪
♪ Touch of her skin feeling silky smooth, hey ♪
♪ Color of café au lait all right ♪
♪ Made the savage beast inside ♪
♪ Roar until he cried ♪
♪ More, more, more ♪
♪ Creole Lady Marmalade ♪
(vocalizing)
♪ Yes-ah. ♪
(audience cheering)
LL: Whoa!
- Christina! - Yeah!
Hey, hey, hey.
Oh!
Hey!
Excellent.
Chrissy, Chrissy, Chrissy, Chrissy.
Chrissy: I'm... don't talk to me.
I'm so nervous now.
Chrissy, what just happened?
Hayden, just bringing out your friend,
Christina Aguilera. Whatever. No big deal.
Oh, my gosh.
How did this happen? Let's start there.
How did this happen?
The first time I ever worked with Christina,
I... I went to rehearsal and I screwed up my lines
and it was supposed to be funny
and she laughed anyway.
It was just actually giving me confidence to go up here.
- I was like, I was like my girl's coming here. - Yeah, yeah. Oh, okay. Okay.
Aw.
She's backing me up.
- Aw. - I feel good.
- But it is nerve-racking. - Welcome to my world.
(laughs)
That's funny. Yeah, this is your world.
So, how did it feel getting out here
in front of the crowd doing this song?
This whole show is such loving,
like... like fun, amazing, energetic,
just like... animalistic love.
Like, it's like a... it's like a love fest.
That's the best kind of love.
- A little animalistic. - Animalistic love.
Eva, Eva.
- Hi, Christina. - Christina: Hi, baby.
I know Christina too.
- Yeah. (laughs) - (audience laughs)
Okay? Had I known you were available, girl...
had I known you were available.
No, let me tell you, I don't know what's bigger right now,
my ass or their hair.
I mean...
I mean, we can have a band
with this ass and that hair.
You just need to come in the middle.
- Real quick. Right here. - Yeah, it's all good.
- Big hair, big ass. - I don't know what's... what's...
- Yes! Yes! - Oh, yeah.
I don't know what's bumpier,
♪ Mocha chocalata ya ya. ♪
What is happening?
I'm a chocalata.
(laughs)
So, obviously, these ladies
aren't holding anything back tonight,
where there can only be one champion.
The audience will decide their fate
when "Lip Sync Battle" returns.
Make some noise!
♪ Giuchie, giuchie, ya ya dada ♪
♪ Giuchie, giuchie ya ya here. ♪
("20th Century Boy" by T-Rex plays)
The "Lip Sync Battle" is over.
And before we get the final verdict,
I gotta say that both these ladies
revealed themselves as true champions.
All right?
- (audience cheers) - Okay.
You gonna stop that.
- I like it, I'm taking it home. - All right, now...
It's time for the crowd to decide
who joins the prestigious line
of "Lip Sync Battle" champions.
- Chrissy. - Chrissy: Let's do this.
- Let's do this, baby. All right. - Ready?
So, first up, make some noise
if you think the champ is Hayden Panettiere.
(crowd cheers)
Okay. Okay.
Got it.
Now, let's hear it for Eva Longoria.
(crowd cheers)
Well...
the people have been heard.
And the "Lip Sync Battle" champion
is Eva Longoria.
(screams)
(crowd cheers)
All right.
- Let me put this on. - Oh!
(cheering continues)
Congratulations. How do you feel right now?
Oh, my God! So exciting!
I'm so excited.
You have no idea how competitive I am.
I got the belt!
- (lowers voice) I got the belt. - Okay.
(mumbles) Look... You look amazing...
Don't close your eyes when you go to sleep.
(laughs)
Hayden.
What will you remember about tonight?
- What will you remember? - That I lost.
(audience laughs)
(applauding)
- Aight. - Chrissy: No.
Ladies and gentlemen, much love to Hayden Panettiere,
Eva Longoria for stepping up to the challenge.
Good night from me, LL Cool J
and my girl, Chrissy.
Remember, knock 'em out the box, L.
Knock 'em out, L.
♪ By the way, what he say? ♪
♪ He can tell I ain't missing no meals ♪
♪ Come through and check him in my automobile ♪
♪ Let him eat it with his grills he telling me to chill ♪
♪ He keep telling me that it's real that he love my sex appeal ♪
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